The Complainer’s Manifesto 

Certain things only come once in life, you cannot make them multiply. 

If you find yourself stuck in the past, let it be a happy memory. 

One cannot find themself in a moral dilemma, if they don’t have any. 

When stuck for choice, it is better to pick people over possessions. 

Life is full of lessons, make sure to sit at the back of the class. 

Only argue within one’s own head, losing is impossible. 

Remember that the best laid plans, always go wrong. 

When about to do something irresponsible, do it responsibly. 

Time is fleeting, double-check the bus timetable. 

Never recount a story, in which you are not the hero. 

You may find yourself loving someone, but not liking them. 

If you would not take their advice, turn a deaf ear to their abuse. 

The best time for an Irish goodbye, is your round in the pub. 

Reflect on the road travelled, but ignore the potholes. 

Dedicate yourself to something, then make it your entire personality. 

If in need of spiritual guidance, look into the mirror. 

Even if you expect nothing, brace for often disappointment. 

Do not overthink, the mind is a terrible thing to waste. 

 

 

Last and least, never change. 

Jenson Murphy

Jenson Murphy is a 3rd year Media Studies, TV Production and English Student. As PubLit’s President and SHJ Editor-in-Chief, he pursues his passion for journalism, student life and all things literature. As a lover of alternative music, don’t hesitate to ask him to “name 3(00) songs”.

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